Yeah!
And if your heart stops beating
I’ll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I’ll be here waiting, baby
To give you what you deserve
The end and if your life won’t wait
Then your heart can’t take this
Dead!
Have you heard the news that you’re dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn’t it be grand to hear exactly what you planned
And wouldn’t it be great if we weren’t dead
Oh, Dead.
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I’ll be here waiting, baby
To give you what you deserve
The end and if your life won’t wait
Then your heart can’t take this
Dead!
Have you heard the news that you’re dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn’t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn’t it be great if we weren’t
Dead
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart
So long
‘Cause now you’ve got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
1, 2
1, 2, 3, 4
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well come on
La la la la la
La la la la looya
La la la la la la la
Oh muthafucker
If life ain’t just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain’t just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain’t just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain’t just a joke
Then why am I dead?
Dead!