8’clock Monday night and I’m waiting,
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me,
Her name is Nona, she’s a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a 2-way, but I’m not quite sure what that means
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
But she doesn’t notice me.
Chorus:
Cause she’s watchin wrestling,
Creamin’ over tough guys,
Listenin to rap metal,
Turntables in her eyes
It’s like a bad movie
She’s looking through me
If you were me you’d be screaming
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
Tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want
Cause she’s the girl all the bad guys want.
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her c.d. changer’s full of singers that are mad at their dad
She said she’d like to score some reefer and a 40
She’ll never know that I’m the best that she’ll never have.
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
But she’ll never notice me
Chorus
She likes ’em with a mustache,
Race track season pass,
Drivin’ in a trans am.
Does a mullet make a man?
It’s like a bad movie
She’s looking through me
If you were me you’d be screaming
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
Tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want
Cause she’s the girl all the bad guys want.
Cuz she’s the girl all the bad guys want
Cuz she’s the girl all the bad guys want
Cuz she’s the girl all the bad guys want
There she goes again with fishnets on,
And dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart,
I want to be sedated,
All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I’m watchin wrestling
Tryin to be a tough guy
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can’t grow a mustache and I ain’t got no season pass
All I gots a moped…
It’s like a bad movie
She’s looking through me
If you were me you’d be screaming
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
Tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want
Cause she’s the girl all the bad guys want. (x7)
Cause she’s the girl all the bad guys–!