I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing’s on
I change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I’m sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I’m fucking lazy
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I’m so damn bored I’m going blind
And I smell like shit
Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can’t do it by myself
I’m feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I lost the key
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I’m so damn bored I’m going blind
And I smell like shit
I got no motiviation
Where is my motiviation?
No time for no motiviation
Smoking my inspiration
Sit around and watch the phone, but no one’s calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don’t like the one she’s got
When masturbation’s lost its fun
You’re fucking lonely
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I’m so damn bored
I’m going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I’m slipping away to Paradise
Some say, “Quit or I’ll go blind”
But it’s just a myth